"Yes, it really is that good."

– Ben Brantley (on “Hamilton”)

"I would give my left nut to see Golem Owned a Tropical Smoothie."

– Kyle Acheson (Soldier #2 in “Sprout”, 2012)

"Original... crazy fun... smart writing and catchy music...It was nothing other than exactly what it set out to be; it was fun, it was bright, it was a blast."

– Audience comments from Sound Bites 6.0

Smeegle

by | Aug 27, 2021

Smeegle

  • CEO of Smoothie Kingdom, the largest smoothie corporation in America
  • The world is a pile of dog sh*t under his Italian leather shoe
  • Known for using shady business tactics
  • Strong resemblance to Steve Buscemi
  • Similar to: White Goodman (Dodgeball), Plankton, Count Olaf (Series of Unfortunate Events)

”When you’re the smoothie king….you have to be the king…cuz when you’re not the king…you’re just another f_____ a______ who says he’s the king”

“Sixty thousand dollars? What are you gonna do? Sell your hole? Life?”

“Is ‘twink’ a slur?”